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The legendary TOG meister himself on fine form nearly 30 years ago. He should re-release it or better still use it for our next eurovision entry. Fatbess has found his longest putt - I think she likes YouTube!

Well it looked like we were going to be bottom again, but thanks to our friends in Malta and Ireland we ended with 19 points. This amounted to our bloc vote - although we never repaid the compliment to Ireland (sorry).

Wogan: It’s been a wonderful evening, not musically of course….

Well he is off to Belgrade for next year. It is the first time Serbia took part as an independent state… so well done to them. Bad luck Scooch.

It is a shame that the Ukraine entry, who modelled himself on Christopher Biggins or Dame Edna, never made it to the top!

So far we have yet to trouble the scorer…. again.

Wogan’s comment about the need for a western bloc vote become stronger and stronger. His astute view: ‘Where is NATO when you need them’,

The Eurovision Song Contest is still going strong, but sadly the songs arn’t up to much. As ever Sir Terry is the only reason to watch.

Classic comments so far:

As the French entry ends: ‘Gosh wasn’t that awful. I can’t believe that won any competition’.

As the Russian entry starts: “Here is the Russian entry, sung by 3 girls. I remember when Russian girls had moustaches and looked by Khrushchev’s mother”.

As I am heading off to Lithuania tomorrow I had better not be too hard on our European cousins!

The BBC website has some of the ‘great’ lyrics:

The Russian’s:
Oh, don’t call me funny bunny
I’ll blow your money, money
I’ll get you to my bad ass spinning for you.

Gotta tease you nasty guy
So take it don’t be shy
Put your cherry on my cake
And taste my cherry pie.

Well the voting is about to start so time for the real ‘fun’ to start.